6 Annoying poems in Hindi.

So,if you have read my previous entry,you have observed me lash out on our FAVOURITE Hindi Short Stories.However,when I looked back and thought about it,I thought that our lovely and amazing POEMS deserve equal treatment.So,without any further ado,lets jump down to see the 6 most annoying poems in our Hindi poems textbook-Kavya Chandrika.

6.कर्मवीर 

So I'm basically so bad at Hindi I can't even translate this word! Yeah,Yeah,my bad bro.But this poem is annoying for so many REASONS.Firstly,this poem keeps repeating the same point AGAIN and AGAIN,just like the way they play the same music at parties,thinking no one will notice.Well,we may not notice the music,but in the arena of the most annoying,this poem is not getting away.And I honestly do not understand HOW is being great connected to setting up telephone lines.Plus,this is SO long,you might as well finish Mortal Kombat 5 times.

5. उदय का क्षण 

Hands down,most random poem ever.'Uday Ka shan' or 'The moment of sunset' is basically a poem written by,er...powerpuff girls.You know,we're shiny happy people!Yay!!But sadly,we have to read this powerpuff girl poem,which tells us how we have to live every moment and not get depressed during sunsets,etc.Yes,the message is okayyy,but I do not understand WHY this poem is so vague?!It's as if the poet had to catch some Japanese bullet train and his house rent is due.Hence he has to earn some cash by selling some poem.Not cool man.

4.नवीन कल्पना करो 

'Naveen Kalpana Karo' or 'Have a new wish' is basically a patriotism type poem.But the problem is,it has TOOOO many rhyming words!And I don't know how it is with SSC or CBSE students,but all ICSE students are expected to remember stuff like this like the lyrics of,well-Anaconda.And this is not easy,because this is even longer than our cute little Karamvir.My brain shudders at the thought of this terrific poem.

3.सावन 

'Savaan' or 'Rainy Season' is a poem describing the 'Pleasures' of Monsoons.This poem basically has SOOO many sounds and insects.Yeah,I like rain,but that doesn't mean I'm gonna go out and dance in the rain like it's some Bollywood movie!Leave alone listening to all these adorable,ADORABLE sounds and insects and stuff like that.And I've never heard about insects singing with delight.Rather,you can always hear them crying about the fact that their winter rations are destroyed.

2.सूर के पद 

Here is another title I can't translate exactly.Yes,I suck big time in Hindi,let the memes begin!This poem is basically about how awesome God is,but it is annoying for so many reasons-1)There is only ONE point,only 1 POINT in the entire poem.And it would have been cool if it was some Einstein kind of point.But,no bro.None of that happens.2)They use bizarre examples like donkeys and all.That's like using chocolate cake to prove magnetism in an electric magnet-it's that pointless.And third,this isn't even Hindi!The only thing that keeps it from the Absolute Bottom is the fact that it is short.Yup.That's your only saviour kiddo.

1.राम-सुग्रीव-मैत्री 

FINALLY I can rant about this poem.'Ram-Sugreev-maitri' or the 'Friendship of Ram and Sugreev' is in NO way friendly to students yo.It fulfills each and every criteria for being annoying.Not Hindi-check.Long poem-check.Bizarre story-check.I could never understand anything beyond the first 2 lines of the poem!Dear ICSE Council,last time I checked,Hindi is Hindi.But if you give poems like these,I might as well read Greek.And I even get Greek you know?Alpha beta and stuff.So yeah.Pliss.Be more patriotic and add some SANE Hindi.

So,at the end,I want to say that poems may not bother everyone,you know.A lot of people actually enjoy reading or even writing poems.And then there are people like me who are bad at Hindi AND poems.Hence my opinion.Thank you for reading! :)